Goatse Haiku

Mans gaping anus
All over news sites worldwide
Baby jesus cries

When I see his ass
I look away and call out
jeez is that his spleen?

Goatse rules you hard
I like wide asshole pictures
Goatse rules you hard

Greasy fingers beckon
Sphincter relaxes
The world is your stage.

Blood on both his hands...
Open the secret tunnel...
He's the anus god.

Cavernous asshole
Glistens with its anal phlem
Let's go spelunking

Pulling his Sphincter
Gaping Anal Cavity
Are those my car keys?

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