WHY THE FUCK AM I UP SO GOD DAMN EARLY?

Is it too much to ask my body to let me sleep in just a little bit? Why can't I sleep through the Jesus freaks and their comtemporary christian music on the radio? There's nothing worse than hearing the Jesus junkies when you're half asleep, you may actually start to believe them.

So I figure I may as well get up, it's a lot cooler in the living room anyways. And my computer doesn't subject me to Jesus. While surfing around this morning I found this little gem. Sheer minutes of fun for everyone!

My work is done here, I think I deserve some breakie...Anyone want to come to the Tomahawk with me? Mmmm. Yummy mixed grill......