State Of The Union Address

Let's face it folks. I am not cool. In fact, I am a huge geek. I spend my time staring at a small screen, looking for ways to keep you entertained. This has left me fat, and quite frankly, more than just a little bit sweaty. But once, just once in a while, I stumble upon something so great that if I was drinking milk, and not bourbon and ginger ale, it would be coming out my nose. Why does this little thing make me laugh so? I haven't a clue. I think it maybe time for me to abandon the intarweb for a little while and play some video games....