A Quick Run-In With A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Thats so gross, look at that chicken you're eating- you can see its bones. How can you stand to eat an animal like that!?!?

Carnivore: You like beans and apples and stuff?

Vegetarian: Of course

Carnivore: Whenever you eat fruit its like eating your way into a womans womb and then eating her unborn children.

Vegetarian: Fuck you asshole!!

I thought it was funny!