August 07, 2003
California Governor Election
By now, most of us know that California is going to be having a recall election some time before the end of this year. In the American tradition of having media superstars run for office, we now have the most ridiculous lineup of individuals bidding to run for Governor in the State of California. This lineup goes above and beyond Oil Tycoon Ross Perot (US presidential Candidate) and Wresting Superstar Jesse Ventura (Former Governor of Minnesota). The most notable candidates for this election are as follows:
• Larry Flynt - The Porn King
• Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
• Gary Coleman - The Midget - "what choo talkin'bout Willis!"
• Angelyne - The Billboard Queen
• Gallagher - The Watermelon Smasher
I know that some of you must be very upset that you don't have the ability to vote on this. So here is your chance!! Someone has setup a sale on ebay to buy their vote in the upcoming election. I personally think that Arnold will sweep it, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see. The bottom line is that this is a tough call!

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