Garbage Pail Kids

Yes folks! They're back.

I'm sure that most of us remember the Topps card set that mocked the unrivaled popularity of the Cabbage Patch Kids back in the 80's.

Now somebody help me to understand Cabbage Patch Kids. What the fuck was the hype with these things? I mean, these were the ugliest fucking dolls ever. Not only were they fawned over by girls, but they were wanted by boys as well! I distinctly remember people bringing these to school and carrying them, yet nobody was picked on for this. If a guy was to bring one of these to school with them now they are liable to get a good shitkicking. I guess I was too busy in the sandbox with my firecrackers, GI Joes, Transformers, and Star Wars toys to ever give a shit about these things.